Qwertyfizzle

I like food, penguins, and long walks on the beach with Harrison Ford. Tired.

Favorite films

  • Blade Runner
  • Brokeback Mountain
  • Parasite
  • Braindead

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  • Downton Abbey: A New Era

    ★★★½

  • Vortex

    ★★★★½

  • Ponyo

    ★★★½

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★★

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  • Downton Abbey: A New Era

    Downton Abbey: A New Era

    ★★★½

    Feels a bit messier than the first one, but more overall more enjoyable. Incredibly fun and comedic, this is a perfect summer film. I still feel like lots of plot points are resolved too quickly and don't get to breathe. Feels like Fellowes wants to just resolve a bunch of plot points that the fans wanted. This definitely would have been nice to have been an episodic season.

    This either signifies the end of Downton Abbey or a revival. I hope it's the latter. We want another season!!!

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★★

    I honestly wouldn’t mind if Raimi just kept doing the rest of the Strange films. Bringing some director continuity to each character/franchise within the MCU would be interesting.

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  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★

    Felt a little too safe and a little too predictable/straightforward. Especially after The Witch and The Lighthouse. While the budget and production shows, this movie left me wanting more. 

    A very simplistic storyline piggybacked on great directing. But it’s not enough for me, personally. There’s better revenge movies out there (Oldboy, Kill Bill).

  • Wish Upon

    Wish Upon

    ★★★★★

    Wait you dig on the Smegma Cinematic Multiverse too?!? That’s totally wonton bro.