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  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • Pink Floyd: The Wall
  • Phantom of the Paradise
  • Freddy Got Fingered

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  • The Ape Man

    ★★½

  • Biotherapy

    ★★★★½

  • Darkman II: The Return of Durant

    ★★★

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★★

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  • A Ghost Story

    A Ghost Story

    ★★★★★

    Come the 26th of November it will have been a year since she left me. 

    At one point in my life it may have seemed absurd for me to dwell on just three months spent with someone for as long as I have, but I’ve been known to fall hard for less. For two months straight I couldn’t go more than three days at a time without vomiting up whatever was in my stomach at the time. I had little…

  • The Kissing Booth 3

    The Kissing Booth 3

    ★★★

    Seung-Hui Cho was a South Korean mass murderer responsible for perpetrating the Virginia Tech shooting. Cho killed 32 people and wounded 17 others with two semi-automatic pistols on April 16, 2007, at Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University in Blacksburg, Virginia, making it the deadliest school shooting in US history.

    If you're wondering why I'm opening with this it's because this fucking movie that Netflix greenlit is a loose adaptation of "Richard McBeef" the one act play written by Cho…

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  • The Ape Man

    The Ape Man

    ★★½

    Exploitation Month 2022: Film #5/31

    What's up with William Beaudine and making movies that involve Bela Lugosi and primates? Anyways this movie is unfortunately rather dull, and is only somewhat saved by the great Bela Lugosi and his bizarre performance bouncing off of a man in an ape costume. Rather unfortunate this is as boring as it is, but whatever.

  • Biotherapy

    Biotherapy

    ★★★★½

    Exploitation Month 2022: Film #4/31

    "It's you! The killer from earlier!"

    Violent gory stuff like this appeals to me big time. Plus this short offers a bunch of neat other things too, like it's awesome giallo inspired killer. Loved it.

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  • Pinocchio 3000

    Pinocchio 3000

    I do not ever want to think about Pinocchio 3000 ever again. I am genuinely struggling to write anything else about this because my brain has already begun repressing memories of it in the less than 24 hours since I watched it. I hated this so so much. It's ugly, awful, and boring. Don't watch this.

  • Pink Flamingos

    Pink Flamingos

    ★★★★½

    Exploitation Month 2022 Film #1/30:

    I've decided to dedicate this entire month to watching exploitation cinema, so what better film to start off a month of filth, schlock, and exploit then John Waters' most infamous film, Pink Flamingos.

    Obviously this film is supposed to be vile and hard to watch, but even at most most uncomfortable I never really had to look away from the screen here, although I know most of the people in my personal life would. Waters…