Knives Out

Knives Out ★★★★½

I didn't murder nobody!

You slashed his face open. You left him bleeding in the street like a stuck pig, then you crushed his skull with a forklift and burned his hands off to erase the fingerprints!

You'll never prove it!

We have the nanny-cam footage!


I'm not eating one iota of shit!


Benoit Blanc should be the deep-fried American Poirot: a man floating through a universe where he is the only constant; where he can break any lock, find any clue, draw any confession; where he has an oddly sexual relationship with pastry.

Craig still needs a mustache.

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