Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom ★★★★½

Okey dokey, Dr. Jones! Hold onto your potatoes!


Gimme your hat.


'Cause I'm gonna puke in it.


The fact that they never made a Continuing Adventures of Short Round franchise offshoot is a cinematic tragedy that I try not to think about.


Indiana Jones is Robert Langdon with shittier luck and a wetter dick.


Stevie Spiels seems like a solid dude, but making a grim and violent movie for kids to work through the demons of your divorce and then marrying the hot female lead of the same film is some real boomer shit.


After the slave kids are freed, they straight fuck up the imperial banquet hall on the way out because fuck the Thuggee system, man.


One of the only films in existence that portrays the pinnacle of action cinema: two nine-year-olds beating the piss out of each other.

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