Jordan Beaumont Anderson’s review published on Letterboxd:
Okey dokey, Dr. Jones! Hold onto your potatoes!
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Gimme your hat.
Why?
'Cause I'm gonna puke in it.
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The fact that they never made a Continuing Adventures of Short Round franchise offshoot is a cinematic tragedy that I try not to think about.
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Indiana Jones is Robert Langdon with shittier luck and a wetter dick.
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Stevie Spiels seems like a solid dude, but making a grim and violent movie for kids to work through the demons of your divorce and then marrying the hot female lead of the same film is some real boomer shit.
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After the slave kids are freed, they straight fuck up the imperial banquet hall on the way out because fuck the Thuggee system, man.
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One of the only films in existence that portrays the pinnacle of action cinema: two nine-year-olds beating the piss out of each other.
