My wife: "What are you watching?"
Me: "The second Austin Powers movie."
My wife: "Is it as good as the first?"
Me: "No. It's complete and utter–"
Mike: "Garbage! This food is utter garbage honey."
Wendy: "Well you did take us to McDonald's for our second date so I don't know what quality of food you were expecting. Did you have anything planned for us after the food?"
Mike: "Heh yeah, I was thinking we can go back to our…