Favorite films

  • Scarface
  • 12 Angry Men
  • Dial M for Murder
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

Recent activity

  • Onibaba


  • Poison


  • The Rat Catcher


  • The Swan


Pinned reviews

  • Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

    Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me


    My wife: "What are you watching?"
    Me: "The second Austin Powers movie."
    My wife: "Is it as good as the first?"
    Me: "No. It's complete and utter–"

    Mike: "Garbage! This food is utter garbage honey."
    Wendy: "Well you did take us to McDonald's for our second date so I don't know what quality of food you were expecting. Did you have anything planned for us after the food?"
    Mike: "Heh yeah, I was thinking we can go back to our…

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train


    During Black Friday, I decided to go to a strip mall and see if there was any good deals on 4K movies since I just got my 4K TV. I was checking out the 4K aisle and was approached by an employee who I believe was named Craig. He asked me if I was looking for anything in particular and I let him know I was just browsing the aisle. We both stood there looking at movies for a solid…

Recent reviews

  • Onibaba



    The use of lighting, sound, and set design makes the entire atmosphere of this movie haunting the entire time. A horror film from almost 60 years that seemingly hasn't aged a bit.

  • Poison



    This is easily the best work Wes Anderson has done since Grand Budapest Hotel. Intense, creative, atmospheric; my only issue with this short is I wish it was ten times longer. Wes Anderson will never stop impressing me.

Popular reviews

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings


    After applauding at the credits, this guy beside me told his buddy that Shang-Chi is the best foreign film he's ever seen.

  • The Game

    The Game


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Guys, imagine being so unbearable that your own brother is like "Happy Birthday bro, your birthday present is a life lesson."