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  • Heat
  • Blue Velvet
  • Vox Lux
  • Rope

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  • The House Bunny

    ★★★

  • Bottoms

    ★★★★

  • Bottoms

    ★★★★

  • Halloween Ends

    ★★½

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  • Boogie Nights

    Boogie Nights

    ★★★★★

    mark wahlberg's prosthetic dick was the peak of his acting career

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  • The House Bunny

    The House Bunny

    ★★★

    I will defend anna faris until my dying days

  • Bottoms

    Bottoms

    ★★★★

    In your fucking dreams PJ… which you don’t deserve to have. When you sleep it should be like, total darkness. 

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  • The Other Boleyn Girl

    The Other Boleyn Girl

    ★★★

    how do they expect us to believe the boleyn sisters were out here looking like natalie portman and scar jo when people back in the Middle Ages literally bathed six times a year

  • The Forgiven

    The Forgiven

    ★★

    two stars for jessica chastain literally doing whatever the fuck she wants in this movie