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  • Scream 2
  • Mustang
  • Before Sunset
  • Chalet Girl

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  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

    ★★★★★

  • TÁR

    ★★★★★

  • A Man Called Otto

    ★★★★½

  • Something from Tiffany's

    ★★★★

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  • The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones

    The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones

    ★★

    a lot to unpack here.....i think my favourite quote was “you can run out of garlic but you can never run out of music”

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★½

    rpattz to affleck, probably: as if you could outwayne me

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  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

    Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

    ★★★★★

    i want to spend the rest of my life watching this movie once a week

  • TÁR

    TÁR

    ★★★★★

    as an adagietto stan first and alma mahler hater second, this is my movie of the year!! get in bitches we’re on the tár award campaign trail

    todd field’s best work since he showed us patrick wilson’s bare ass!!!!!!

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  • Eternals

    Eternals

    ★★★★½

    critics: this filmé is an elegant allegory of heroism, the god complex and climate change
    me: COWBOY SALMA HAYEK YEE HAW BITCH 🤠

  • The Age of Adaline

    The Age of Adaline

    ★★

    blake unlively delivers a performance that is about as convincing as the american sniper plastic baby