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  • Kolobos

    Kolobos

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    It's the late 90s and horror is becoming progressively more techno-centric in its themes. It's still the late 90s and slashers are starting to pop up again here and there. Stick with me, because here we get Kolobos, a pre-Saw trap movie that's also a low budget 80s slasher.

    Goddamn, this is a wonderfully surprising flick. I'm known to love violent garbage, my friends say I like "trashy VHS" and honestly I don't mind that at all. I hate safe,…

  • The Collingswood Story

    The Collingswood Story

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    Another junk food movie for me and my sad sack self. I recently decided to go through a bunch of found footage that I had missed as a youngin. I've seen a lot of the formative stuff, but these lesser known ones I had never been aware of really interested me. The Collingswood Story seems like the first webcam horror, it at least is the earliest one I personally am aware of and that's enough for me to need to…

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  • The Toxic Avenger

    The Toxic Avenger

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    Gloriously raunchy, unforgivably violent and stupid as fuck.

  • Curse of the Fly

    Curse of the Fly

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    Spaced out this next entry after blowing through both The Fly and Return of in one night. The Curse of the Fly sounded like it would be worse, I really hated Return of for its poor regurgitation of the originals plot, terrible ideas, poor acting and relying on the boring sci-fi atomic age horror tropes. With a name like Curse of I was really dreading it.

    I was pleasantly surprised with it though! Going for more of a gothic inspired…

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

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    I can’t believe this lived up to the hype. I’m seeing everyone from the cinephiles to the general audience absolutely loosing their shit over Everything Everywhere All At OnceΒ so I made my way to the theaters this morning to experience it myself.Β 

    Holy shit this movie is incredible.

    I laughed, I cried for minutes on end, I was blown away by impressive camera work and beautifully worded dialogue. Encompassing all film in a way that is truly indescribable.Β 

    I can’t say anything about this film other than the one word that conveys everything about it:

    Beautiful.Β 

  • Eyes Without a Face

    Eyes Without a Face

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    When it comes to the French, I have a massive blind spot. Not only will I not watch any of the French extremity films since that type of movie isn't for me, I'm really not at all acquainted with earlier films from the country. Eyes Without a Face is mentioned a lot by horror and cinema fans a like, praised by all and is in the Criterion Collection, which usually is a sign of a good film.

    This is an…