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  #Horror 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Aug 2023 8

  Upending the very essence of auteur cinema by redefining its visual grammar — employing a wormhole of disjointed visuals and casting viewers into a disorienting realm where time and space intertwine like a Möbius strip, creating a Blingee nightmare of eternal length — that’s what it’s all about, deconstructing fear in a capitalistic society.

  The ABCs of #Horror are mostly composed by visual turbulences mirroring the psychological distortion of the digital age, yet this time the fabric of reality is…

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  Psycho 1998

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 28 Mar 2023 5

  The art-popification of a classic

  You’ve seen this movie before, just like I’ve seen it before. The whole world has already watched it!!

  Gus Van Sant is aware of that; he’s aware that remaking one of the most influential movies of all time will only bring hatred and a new reputation for having made a “useless” feature. But you know what they say, we all go a little mad sometimes, and that’s exactly what makes me declare Van Sant’s 1998’s…

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  Creepshow 1982

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Sep 2023 2

  1) Something to Tide You Over: 5/5
  2) The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill: 4/5
  3) They're Creeping Up on You: 4/5
  4) The Crate: 3.5/5
  5) Father's Day: 3.5/5

  One’s favorite Creepshow segment should become some sort of neo-astrology: instead of people asking for your zodiac sign they should go for your preferred story in this absolutely magnificent anthology.

  Can’t believe I had never watched this up until now - it’s technically almost perfect in every way. My only…

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  Cobweb 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Sep 2023 3

  I feel like people don’t give this one enough recognition, probably also because of how it was released… terrible campaign, I have to be honest.

  I’ve genuinely only discovered its existence through a youtube video about movies to get in the shoOoOoky state of mind - and it worked!!
  It’s such a simple film - so so simple when you get to the bottom of the story - yet I do find it really charming and well executed. There are…

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  Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 2023

  ★ Watched 06 Feb 2023 2

  This is not creative at all. Could’ve gone all in and actually made something crazy. :/
  I’d tell myself that the sequel might improve on everything but I’d be lying, if it’s from the same guys it won’t be any good either. 

  Piglet nooo Piglet stop, stop Piglet, stooop, no NO NO PIGLET, STOOOOP, Piglet noooo, goddd stop Piglet, NOOOOOOOOOO

  Actual dramatic dialogue from the movie.

  You’re laughing uh. Cristopher Robin is getting chased and whipped by 7 feet men with animal masks and you’re laughing. (100% REAL)

  I’m so sorry you had to see this first Mexico, genuinely.

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  Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 2023

  Added 2

  I genuinely love batshit ideas like this one, better not get my hopes up though lmao