I am so ashamed to say this but this is truly the worst MCU ever like it was so bad. I don’t even know how I’ll be able to put into words but let’s try 🤷🏾‍♀️

Visually wise it’s definitely MCU’s weakest CGI work. I can think of three shots that looked good and those were all from Mjölnir was separating itself. Other than that green screen, luminous eyes, fight scenes, flying all looked so off it hurt to witness it.

Script wise I felt like I knew everything they were gonna say ahead of time. It was so predictable not even a whim of the unexpected. The jokes weren’t landing besides Zeus characterisation which felt accurate to his character and his sense of rumour according to Greek mythology.

The serious stuff also as always b the MCU never taken seriously cause you have a joke straight after any sort of seriousness. They never let you cry or feel it completely which is sad cause the first scenes of Jane in the hospital was done well and then boom everything after that was played for jokes.

The fight scenes were stale af, everyone felt like a rock when fighting. I don’t know who trained these actors but they need to get fired #SorryNotSorry.

So yeah sorry but it’s a 0.5 out of 5 for me 😞