Favorite films

  • Jurassic Park
  • The Matrix
  • Porco Rosso
  • Interstellar

Recent activity

  • Lucy

  • The Lego Ninjago Movie


  • Elemental


  • BlackBerry


Recent reviews

  • Lucy


    You know, for a story about someone who unlocks 100% of their brain capacity, this might legitimately be one of the dumbest movies I’ve ever seen.

    Legit feels like a group of writer smoking a bowl and asking themselves, “But like…what if we COULD use more of our brain?”

    It’s so wild that Scar Jo went from “Her” to…this.

    What a criminal waste of Choi Min Sik. CRIMINAL.

  • The Lego Ninjago Movie

    The Lego Ninjago Movie


    Justin Theroux is so funny in this.

Popular reviews

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    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3


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  • My Father's Dragon

    My Father's Dragon


    Cartoon Saloon has become a necessary force in balancing out the flood of animated droll in today's cinematic landscape.

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