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  • Bliss

    Bliss

    You liked Owen Wilson ... in Bottle Rocket.

    There's a scene in this movie where he says he has a "brain-powered mind."


    Update: Upon further reflection you’ve come to the conclusion that the filmmaker responsible for this needs to be stopped.

  • Allen v. Farrow

    Allen v. Farrow

    You disliked Woody Allen before it was cool. The whole Soon-Yi thing happened before you ever saw one of his films and you were like, “Clearly this guy’s a scumbag on some level, so I can skip his oeuvre.” Basically, you canceled this dude in your head when you were 14.

    Then over the years friends are like, “Oh, but Manhattan’s so good,” and film teachers are like, “Annie Hall is so good,” and theater employees are like, “Yeah, but…