The least realistic movie I’ve ever seen. Literally anyone would give up their job instantly to be with Maggie Cheung.

The problem with big movies right now is they’re the wrong kind of stupid. This should 100% be a series of fights between Godzilla and King Kong with a tenuous plot that ties them together. Instead it has to have this whole mythology thing that has a lot of dumb guy who thinks he’s smart energy. Don’t overthink it. All you need to make a monster movie is a lizard and an ape.

Yo he's definitely gonna fuck that car

Greatest Moment in Cinema: "Dedicated to Akira Kurosawa, The Greatest Filmmaker" immediately followed by an ad for Gillette.