Trash should be trashy. (At the mercy of a six year old)
I’ll watch anything with Takeshi Kitano or big robots.

Favorite films

  • Ichi the Killer
  • Akira
  • The Warriors
  • The Thing

Recent activity

  • Riders of Justice


  • The Boondock Saints



  • Only God Forgives


Recent reviews

  • The Boondock Saints

    The Boondock Saints

    Couldn’t finish this. It’s like everything wrong with Tarantino worship wrapped up in all the cliches of late nineties/early 2000’s film school writing and editing.

    And those accents…oofftt.

  • Riders of Justice

    Riders of Justice


    What a brilliant wee oddball revenge movie. The giggles I got from this and the proper acting involved for those heartfelt moments where just grand.

Popular reviews

  • Prey



    I really liked this a lot.

    This is how you do genre sequels. Get rid of the established characters, give a new setting, new twist to the formula - boom, easy pleaser.

    Now don’t ruin it by making more sequels to this storyline and it’s a winner.

    (Also, that new predator design is the only other one outside of the OG to be actually cool)

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad


    John Ostrander inspired and James Gunn skewed means this was only going to fall down for me if it was an absolutely disaster which, thankfully, it was nowhere near.

    I’m really glad Joel K. gets a chance to shine in this too and wish he got more opportunities to do this kind of thing. Elba and Robbie are really good and the supporting cast are fab.

    Also got to give it props for having two CGI pal characters that aren’t super grating for a change (Sebastian and King Shark are equally fun).

    I’d definitely watch more of JG’s weirdo comic character movies for sure.