• Napoleon

    Napoleon

    ★★★★

    You guys are so mean, this was magical to me. Like five Battles of Helm’s Deep stacked on top of each other. And for those saying it’s historically inaccurate, have you considered the fact that art is supposed to depict a world more perfect than our own?? Have you considered that??

  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★★½

    it's okay we're actually allowed to have one of these every ten years, in the 80s and 90s it was more like one every two years

  • May December

    May December

    ★★★★½

    Felt uncannily real, the only part I thought was unrealistic was the fact that they’re largely accepted by the community but then I remembered the First Lady of France

  • Hardcore

    Hardcore

    ★★★★

    Would just love a whole movie about Niki, she’s such a magnetic force and it’s almost difficult to not have her on screen for the scenes after she’s introduced, I just wanted her to be everywhere in her metallic silver jacket and thigh high boots

  • Anatomy of a Fall

    Anatomy of a Fall

    ★★★★

    Everything I’ve seen of French court has the energy of a bravo reunion special, I pray to god I never end up there

  • The Holdovers

    The Holdovers

    ★★★★½

    Unfortunately this made me happier than any movie I’ve seen in years and years and years, I’m about to start holding guns to people’s heads if we don’t make the shift back to film from digital

  • Priscilla

    Priscilla

    ★★★★½

    The most beautiful crime scenes in the world

  • The Glass Key

    The Glass Key

    ★★½

    Completely uncanny valley in the way that only bad old movies can be

  • Laura

    Laura

    ★★★★★

    DELICIOUS

  • Young Frankenstein

    Young Frankenstein

    ★★★★

    Unintentional Halloween monsterfucker double feature with possession (1981)

  • Possession

    Possession

    ★★★★

    If I was Isabelle Adjani and I made this movie I would either have experienced so much catharsis that all my mental ailments would be cured, or I would have to go into intensive therapy for five years

  • The Bride of Frankenstein

    The Bride of Frankenstein

    ★★★½

    Some of the most deranged character actor work I’ve ever seen, these side characters were screwballing it up