The Northman

The Northman ★★★½

straight men who want to fuck their moms are gonna have a FIELD day with this one. I think it’s so funny that men’s secret desire is to become feral rabid animals howling at the moon, while women are just trying not to get raped. men are so silly!! the only thing you’ll see ME getting feral for is ethan hawke in this.

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