Scream ★★★½

caller: Would you like to play a game?
me: Only if it involves Monopoly.
caller: Um... no. So, what is your favorite scary movie?
me: I know what you did last summer and it involved playing Monopoly.
caller: Uh.. no. But who did Freddie Prinze Jr play in that?
me: What are you talking about? I got state of the art caller id on this here cellular phone of mine after some people said there was this one movie where people got stalked by a caller and things got all serious, like can you believe that???! ANYWAY, so, what character in Monopoly do you want to play? Because I want to be the terrier. And like, we're going to have so much fun, because I'm changing some of the rules and we're going to have--
caller: .. . . ... .. . *hangs up*
me: Aw, no Monopoly tonight, okay. That was weird. *hangs up*

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