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  • Persona
  • The Wicker Man
  • Peter and the Farm
  • Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead

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  • The Wind

    ★★★

  • A History of Violence

  • The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

  • The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

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  • Love Actually

    Love Actually

    ½

    This was like a parody of what I expected Love Actually to be.

  • The Room

    The Room

    Did the San Francisco Tourism Bureau finance the opening credit sequence? Why is a grown couple hanging out with a 14-year-old rando? Are they done having sex yet? Why is there a decorative shower in their bedroom? Do the gods know there’s a mortal named Mark with hair that luscious? Why is he surprised Lisa’s coming onto him when she called him “baby” over the phone earlier? Was the camera supposed to go out of focus? Wait, why are they…