Zack Snyder's Justice League

Zack Snyder's Justice League

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

i just sat down and rewatched the first hour and a half with my dad cuz why not and i would rather die than watch that iris west scene again. is it supposed to be funny or something? because no it’s not AT ALL. is it supposed to be NOT funny? ok than wtf is it doing here. my hate for ezra miller has expanded so much over the last twelve hours. and the amount of slo-mos in this movie is unbearable, trying to count would be impossible. zach man it’s fine u can film at a normal pace. maybe they improved on cyborgs character a little bit, but then they fucked it up when they killed literally all his family, and his background in this movie is completely shit. they introduced martian manhunter... who didn’t do shit, then death stoke... who didn’t do shit, then annoying ass eisenluther, again, who of course did nothing exept be annoying. and then of course they had to bring back the worst part of the dceu (other than this 4h long hunk of garbage), leto’s joker who makes some critiques of society and then batman cusses him out. the plot line with supermans mom was alright i guess. aquaman is so fucking annoying mostly cuz all of my female cousins have huge crushes on jason momoa and talk about him 24/7. batfleck was surprisingly bearable. liking for gal gadot and amy adams 🥰

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