TV production coordinator, wannabe writer, book & film geek, conflicted optimist, terrible dancer.
A team of scientists travel to space to investigate a network of vast plot-holes.
Garbage. But very pretty garbage. The characters are terrible, parts of the story break-off, go nowhere or make so little sense that they would make even Christopher Nolan blush. I don't even understand why Michael Fassbender is getting so much praise for this film - he plays the most clichéd robot I've seen in years.
Daniel Craig (playing himself) occasionally wears glasses and teams up with 2010's gothic poster child for public misconceptions of autism to investigate a crime that, when you look at it, should have been solved decades ago.
What could have been an engaging investigation is whittled down to a badly paced succession of lucky breaks that turns both the leads into fucking idiots.
The bad guy kindly telegraphs in early to let us know who they are, which is nice. Then…