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  • Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

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  • The Card Counter

    ★★

  • Twilight

    ★★★

  • Saving Private Ryan

  • The Suicide Squad

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  • The Card Counter

    The Card Counter

    ★★

    Kind of wack. my first movie going experience post Covid, it’s cool to go see a weird bummer movie with like 5 other people on a Thursday night. These two people kept walking in and out of the theater the whole time, they came in like 20 mins in. What were they doing there? There was a boomer dude who laughed too hard at the “jokes”. I like that Paul Schraeder tries to be concerned with what’s “going on”. Enhanced Interrogation, student loan debt, the death of the American dream, it’s all there.

  • Twilight

    Twilight

    ★★★

    Honestly pretty sick. Better than Harry Potter. The costumes look so good, they will remind you of how your middle school teachers dressed. There is a really awesome scene where the vampires play baseball and they are jumping into the sky and hitting the ball 1000 mph. It reminded me of anime.

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  • Barnyard

    Barnyard

    This movie has an extended drunk driving joke sequence that I found distasteful

  • 300

    300

    Honestly hoped I would like this but can’t say I did. The first 45 mins are boring as hell, scene after scene of the Spartans talking about how sick they are and how they are going to defend their culture from being erased by the evil Persians or whatever. But what culture do they even have? All they do is stand in a circle in a green screen courtyard and then Gerard butler has boring sex with his wife. It does…