Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Trolls Band Together 2023

  ★★ Watched 24 Nov 2023 3

  why the fuck does this exist

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  Spy Kids: All the Time in the World 2011

  ★ Rewatched 18 Nov 2023

  finally decided to confront trauma along with my cousins (aka i was held hostage by them) to watch this after years of peace and yeah this is still absolute fucking garbage one of the worst things ive seen fucccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk this movie

Popular reviews

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  Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021

  Watched 14 Dec 2021 23

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  bruh when the green teletubbie carried tobey to his grave that shit got me😔

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  South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Sep 2021 19

  imagine being such a chad, such an alpha, to make and write a movie who's title is a dick joke, which has a song called "uncle fucker", which has fucking satan and saddan hussein in a sexual relationship, and somehow, AT THE SAME *FUCKING* TIME, make it a brilliant commentary on creative freedom, censorship, unnecessary political riots and wars, and the sheltering of children, with genuinely incredible songs.