The Guilty

The Guilty ★½

"911, what is your emergency?"

"I'd like to report a theft. It appears a Netflix movie stole from a Danish film."

"Ok, sir. What did they steal?"

"The whole movie."

"So is it a remake?"

"It's less a remake and more like they just put the script through google translate."

"Sir I don't know if this is an emergency."

"It is! You aren't listening. Please arrest Netflix. You aren't taking this seriously. The original was so much better and is literally on Hulu for people to watch."

"Is it subtitled, sir?"


"Sir, are you asking people to read??"

"I'm just going to hang up..."

"Wait, sir. Is this like the time Gus Van Sant remade Psycho?"

"Uhh, well no, I didn't mean it was like that bad. That's a major accusation and I don't know what, just forget ab..."

"Sir, if this is like the Psycho remake, we're on the way."

"Look I don't want them to get hurt."

"We're on the way! And we're calling out swat!"

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