• Leap Year

    Leap Year


    …they’ll never last

  • The Lego Movie

    The Lego Movie


    once you know the end of the movie the rewatch is so fun. SPACESHIP!

  • Wreck-It Ralph

    Wreck-It Ralph


    so like? wasn’t the glitch supposed to stop once she crossed the finish line?

  • Hall Pass

    Hall Pass


    i love my honda odyssey. everyone should have a honda odyssey.

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    Puss in Boots: The Last Wish


    goldie can slide into my DMs any day

  • Best in Show

    Best in Show


    literally everyone is insufferable, which is the point, but i hope i never watch this again. at the very least, i’ll need to skip through every scene with the announcers.

  • It's a Wonderful Life

    It's a Wonderful Life


    now who’s gonna lasso the moon for me?

  • Spirited



    the best part of the movie was when will ferrell ran into the guys dressed as Buddy from Elf. 

    and that’s saying a lot because the choreography was excellent.

  • Die Hard

    Die Hard


    i’ve seen brooklyn 99 enough times to know the entire plot of this movie

  • The Menu

    The Menu


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i would kill for a cheeseburger right now

  • Zoolander



    let me tell you, there was a lot that went over ten year old paulina’s head

  • Journey 2: The Mysterious Island

    Journey 2: The Mysterious Island


    have i seen journey 1? no. do i want to fly on the back of a bee right now? yes.