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  • Pulp Fiction
  • American Movie
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

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  • American Reunion

    ★★★½

  • Life of Brian

    ★★★★½

  • Parallel Mothers

    ★★★★½

  • God's Angry Man

    ★★★

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  • American Reunion

    American Reunion

    ★★★½

    1999 was my last year of junior high/first year of high school, so for better or worse, I was the perfect age when the first American Pie movie came out. Naturally, I went and saw it with a group of friends and we all laughed our asses off. I remember chatting with everyone in the parking lot after the movie while waiting for our ride, and I casually said, "It was alright." And this guy Travis was like, "What do…

  • Life of Brian

    Life of Brian

    ★★★★½

    I think Life of Brian isn't always outright funny, but is consistently pretty fucking clever. Also, this is the earliest dick reveal joke in a movie that I can think of. Not the first dick joke, but the first where showing a dick is the joke. Good for them. This also has one of my favorite endings of all time. Like maybe top ten endings to a movie ever for me.

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  • Cats

    Cats

    ★★

    Don’t F**k with Cats

    —Tom Hooper has lost his goddamn mind.
    —One of the most bizarre movies I’ve seen in a theater, and also somehow incredibly boring.
    —Jennifer Hudson has a huge rope of snot hanging from her nose in all of her scenes.
    —It’s distracting when the cats are obviously not actually on the sets and are digitally placed into the environment, you can practically see their feet floating and not quite connecting with the ground.
    —The cats are…

  • Old

    Old

    ★★★★★

    The king of the high concept thriller is back, baby (after releasing a film I rather enjoyed a year and a half ago, and one I really liked a few years before that, and a pretty good one the year before…), and audiences will be as divided as ever!

    Look, it’s the new M. Night Shyamalan movie, so you probably already know if you’re going to like it or not. You can also pretty much guarantee that people will be…