“Scraping C-List Celebrities Off The Sidewalk Like Wads Of Gum” - anonymous commenter
After a possessed Rami Malek superfan began to harass and threaten me, I chose to delete my original review. I know this is akin to giving in to the demands of a tyrant , but I refuse to make his excruciatingly miscast and profoundly terrible performance my problem. Don’t shoot the messenger. I truly hope “Adrian Mole” captures Mr. Malek at the scene of an auto accident, and ties him to the bedposts, like in Misery. Then maybe he will feel the only adoration that matters. Hers.