• Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★★★

    Rachel Sennott! Oscars! Emmys! Tonys! Golden Globes! Grammys!

  • Misery

    Misery

    ★★★★

    I’m going to do this to Ryan Murphy until he comes up with a season as good as Asylum and convinces Jessica Lange to return full time. 😍

  • Prey

    Prey

    ★★★★

    Easily the best in the series to date. Finally a franchise realizes that you don’t always have to go bigger in the sequels… although not sure the studio thought the same, judging how this was dumped onto hulu. Deserved a theatrical release! Hope everyone checks this out.

  • Clue

    Clue

    ★★★★★

    The script is so subtly funny and each actor is so hyper-aware of their surroundings. Even when someone is in the background, they somehow manage to be funny, even if it’s a single little gesture. This is a masterclass is comedy.

  • Not Okay

    Not Okay

    ★★★★

    And she would have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for that meddling lesbian.

  • Drop Dead Gorgeous

    Drop Dead Gorgeous

    ★★★★★

    Don’t show this to Gen Z! I can’t sit through the TikTok discourse.

  • The Requin

    The Requin

    I don’t think this movie is in on the joke. It feels like this was a sincere attempt at making a good movie. I can’t even decide if it’s “so bad it’s good” because of the second hand embarrassment you feel while watching it. It’s awkward! I think they thought they did something with this! I really do, and it’s shocking! But not as shocking as Alicia Silverstone’s bizarrely awful performance. It’s so bad that it’s actually camp! But what…

  • Good Mourning

    Good Mourning

    ★★

    Is this good? No! Did I enjoy myself? Weirdly, yes. I’m not sure how to describe it. It has a film school quality that’s a bit endearing. A sense of just a group of friends making a movie together for fun which I quite liked even though it’s not all that good. I think there’s real potential here. With an experienced director this could have been not bad.

    Megan Fox should be looking for more comedies. It’s her unrecognized strong…

  • Nope

    Nope

    ★★★★★

    My favorite Jordan Peele film to date… so I was surprised that my audience hated it. They were genuinely confused and angered by it, calling most of us “filler”. I found myself bewildered and in slight awe. I loved this. Very unexpected and very ambitious. It’s a weird spectacle! A spectacle about the ideas of a spectacle…? I think…? Either way, it’s great.

  • Bumblebee

    Bumblebee

    ★★★★

    While I’m not sure if this is a reboot or a prequel that just retcons everything… I kinda don’t care because I think I cried 10 times just because Bumblebee is so damn cute! He’s the robot equivalent of your pet dog. I mean come on! His little (massive) feet tapping as Hailee Steinfeld is trying to fix him up…!!! It’s just soooo cute!

  • Transformers: The Last Knight

    Transformers: The Last Knight

    I will always be a Transformers sympathizer but I’m sorry… this is where is draw the line.

  • Transformers: Age of Extinction

    Transformers: Age of Extinction

    ★★

    A Transformers movie that’s anti capitalist while simultaneously filled with product placement. I’m kind of obsessed actually.