★★★½ Watched by Patrick Willems 17 Dec 2018 10
Around the time a trident duel kicked off with an octopus playing drums and Amber Heard wearing a dress made of jellyfish, I thought "this is the best movie ever made."
It's not actually the best, but it's definitely the MOST movie of 2018.
★★★½ Watched by Patrick Willems 16 Dec 2018 1
Definitely in the top 5 movies about angels coming to Earth at Christmas and helping kids win snowball fights.
★★★½ Watched by Patrick Willems 10 Dec 2018
Gord for Best Supporting Actor
★★★½ Rewatched by Patrick Willems 06 Dec 2018 1
I would like to live in Nancy Meyers' world.
★★★½ Watched by Patrick Willems 10 Dec 2018 1
As soon as a dude chugged bleach and then tentacles emerged from his neck, I knew I was watching something special.
★★★½ Watched by Patrick Willems 30 Nov 2018 1
The fight scenes got the crowd of middle schoolers in my theater to actually pay attention, cheer, gasp, and applaud, so I'd say the movie is pretty effective.
★★★½ Watched by Patrick Willems 25 Nov 2018 2
I thought for the first hour that this might not get all that gross and gnarly and then I realized I should never underestimate Gareth Evans.
★★★½ Watched by Patrick Willems 16 Nov 2018 1
Finally a movie that fuses the action of The Raid with the splatter of Peter Jackson's Dead Alive.
★★★½ Rewatched by Patrick Willems 15 Nov 2018 10
Shoutout to Ron Howard for being the only filmmaker to make math look cool.
★★★½ Watched by Patrick Willems 03 Nov 2018
I respect this movie's commitment to trying to make the insult "shitter" happen.
★★★½ Watched by Patrick Willems 20 Oct 2018 13
The pitch: what if Halloween H20 but way better?
★★★½ Rewatched by Patrick Willems 16 Oct 2018 2
One of the Great American Movies.