Letterboxd — Your life in film

My friends and I are approaching the age of these characters, and on the one hand we’re not as rich and successful, but on the other hand I guarantee we are more fun to hang out with

Justice for Lady Sif

Absolutely bonkers that a major story beat here is all the characters going “*GASP* He said ‘bitch!’ And the killer said ‘bitch!’ No other person has ever used that word before so he MUST be the killer!”

Leslie Mann definitely one of the great movie moms of the modern era

A lot of accents in this one

The moment with the Captain America shield and the lightsaber obviously sucks, but the weird thing about it is that it feels like a payoff to something that’s never set up. Most of the movie has thankfully avoided Ready Player One-style IP references, and the movie is literally about how original ideas are better than franchises, and then when the hero of the movie is losing a fight he wins by suddenly pressing the Disney franchise button? What the fuck is that?

Anyway I wish the whole movie had just been about Jodie Comer and Joe Keery. They’re cute.

Damn Australia in the 90s looks like it’s one decade away from fully turning into Mad Max

That one joke with Jennifer Lawrence and the general is really funny. Wish there was more of that

This movie is not very good but it’s also Ridley Scott making a movie set mostly at night in New York in the 80s so, y’know, it looks amazing

These idiots are trying to kill Michael Myers with baseball bats when clearly the only real options at this point are 

1. Trick Michael into swallowing a grenade

2. Lure him into the laser hallway from Resident Evil

3. Nuke Haddonfield

Felt like I showed up two hours before the final exam for a class I never attended and tried to skim through the entire textbook. I failed the  exam but at least the textbook had a bunch of cool pictures.

All this romantic drama and Cyd Charisse just sits there totally ignored for the whole movie. Shameful.