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The Big Chill 1983
My friends and I are approaching the age of these characters, and on the one hand we’re not as rich and successful, but on the other hand I guarantee we are more fun to hang out with
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Jagged Edge 1985
Absolutely bonkers that a major story beat here is all the characters going “*GASP* He said ‘bitch!’ And the killer said ‘bitch!’ No other person has ever used that word before so he MUST be the killer!”
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Free Guy 2021
The moment with the Captain America shield and the lightsaber obviously sucks, but the weird thing about it is that it feels like a payoff to something that’s never set up. Most of the movie has thankfully avoided Ready Player One-style IP references, and the movie is literally about how original ideas are better than franchises, and then when the hero of the movie is losing a fight he wins by suddenly pressing the Disney franchise button? What the fuck is that?
Anyway I wish the whole movie had just been about Jodie Comer and Joe Keery. They’re cute.
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Holy Smoke 1999
Damn Australia in the 90s looks like it’s one decade away from fully turning into Mad Max
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Don't Look Up 2021
That one joke with Jennifer Lawrence and the general is really funny. Wish there was more of that
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Someone to Watch Over Me 1987
This movie is not very good but it’s also Ridley Scott making a movie set mostly at night in New York in the 80s so, y’know, it looks amazing
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Halloween Kills 2021
These idiots are trying to kill Michael Myers with baseball bats when clearly the only real options at this point are
1. Trick Michael into swallowing a grenade
2. Lure him into the laser hallway from Resident Evil
3. Nuke Haddonfield
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On an Island with You 1948
All this romantic drama and Cyd Charisse just sits there totally ignored for the whole movie. Shameful.