Letterboxd — Your life in film

Is it as good as Roger Rabbit? Of course not, nothing is. Is a Roger Rabbit knockoff still always gonna be better than 90% of what Disney releases in a year? Yes obviously

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Finally a movie where Harrison Ford’s jizz is a major plot point

Every time someone shouts “Baahubali!!!” I get so stoked

Every time the movie cuts to Tracy Letts you can practically see the thought bubble over his head saying “what the fuck is wrong with these people” and every time I cackled

The Mount Rushmore of truly deranged movie accents

John Malkovich in Rounders
Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins
Jared Leto in House of Gucci
Jon Voight in Anaconda

Somehow this movie is much heavier and also much wackier than I expected

Joe Biden I demand you issue an executive order requiring Zoey Deutch and Glen Powell to make one of these every year until one of them dies

Jesus ten weddings in one summer? This premise is more stressful than any horror movie I’ve seen in years

The best trope is when adults are forced to perform in a play/talent show at a school with kids. It’s always good. That’s a scientific fact.

Considering how cool the internet looks in this movie it’s absurd that the characters spend so much time with their phones away

Truly grateful that my sister is not remotely like either of the sisters in this movie