Letterboxd — Your life in film

Me: “okay so based on the ending of the last one, this should be pretty fun, right? Dinos taking over the world, raptors massacring people in the streets of LA, pteranodons attacking baseball games, a T-Rex shows up at Coachella, stuff like that”

Colin Trevorrow: “lol no it’s actually about bugs causing crop shortages”

It should be impossible for a Nicolas Cage movie called BANGKOK DANGEROUS to be this boring but somehow they pulled it off