Patrick has written 2 reviews for films rated ★½ during 2022.

  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion

    Me: “okay so based on the ending of the last one, this should be pretty fun, right? Dinos taking over the world, raptors massacring people in the streets of LA, pteranodons attacking baseball games, a T-Rex shows up at Coachella, stuff like that”

    Colin Trevorrow: “lol no it’s actually about bugs causing crop shortages”

  • Bangkok Dangerous

    Bangkok Dangerous

    It should be impossible for a Nicolas Cage movie called BANGKOK DANGEROUS to be this boring but somehow they pulled it off