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Jurassic World Dominion 2022
Me: “okay so based on the ending of the last one, this should be pretty fun, right? Dinos taking over the world, raptors massacring people in the streets of LA, pteranodons attacking baseball games, a T-Rex shows up at Coachella, stuff like that”
Colin Trevorrow: “lol no it’s actually about bugs causing crop shortages”
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Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers 2022
Is it as good as Roger Rabbit? Of course not, nothing is. Is a Roger Rabbit knockoff still always gonna be better than 90% of what Disney releases in a year? Yes obviously
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The Lady Eve 1941
Preston Sturges to himself upon meeting Henry Fonda: “I will make this handsome man fall down over and over and over again”
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Top Gun: Maverick 2022
Yeah the flying is amazing and it has the most thrilling action finale I’ve seen in a blockbuster in years but honestly one of the most exciting things about this movie is that Tom Cruise finally made a movie that acknowledges he’s getting older
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