Patrick has written 8 reviews for films rated ★★ during 2018.

  • Transformers: The Last Knight

    Transformers: The Last Knight


    I haven't been this confused by a movie since the first time I watched Mulholland Drive.

  • Venom



    The #3 superhero movie of 2003.

  • Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones

    Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones


    How much better would the prequels be if they had cast better actors as Anakin? Like, 20% better?

  • Robin Hood

    Robin Hood


    Ridley Scott: "Let's do a bold new take on Robin Hood where we take the classic story and remove anything fun or entertaining."

  • Mission: Impossible II

    Mission: Impossible II


    It's cool how this movie does something totally different from the first one but also almost every choice it makes is a bad one. Cool doves, though.

  • Lucky Number Slevin

    Lucky Number Slevin


    Drop all the crime stuff, make it a romantic comedy with Josh Hartnett and Lucy Liu, and you've got an okay movie

  • O



    Maybe Othello isn't the best choice for a modern sexy teen Shakespeare adaptation.

  • Singles



    The most early 90s movie I've ever seen.