Patrick has written 8 reviews for films rated during 2018.
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Transformers: The Last Knight 2017
I haven't been this confused by a movie since the first time I watched Mulholland Drive.
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Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones 2002
How much better would the prequels be if they had cast better actors as Anakin? Like, 20% better?
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Robin Hood 2010
Ridley Scott: "Let's do a bold new take on Robin Hood where we take the classic story and remove anything fun or entertaining."
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Mission: Impossible II 2000
It's cool how this movie does something totally different from the first one but also almost every choice it makes is a bad one. Cool doves, though.
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Lucky Number Slevin 2006
Drop all the crime stuff, make it a romantic comedy with Josh Hartnett and Lucy Liu, and you've got an okay movie
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