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2018

★½

Patrick has written 9 reviews for films rated ★½ during 2018.

The Ottoman Lieutenant 2017

★½ Watched by Patrick Willems 17 Oct 2018 3

This was the first time I've ever watched a movie and thought, "I wish I was watching Pearl Harbor instead."
We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story 1993

★½ Watched by Patrick Willems 26 Sep 2018 3

Maybe the weirdest fucking movie I've ever seen.
Parts Per Billion 2014

★½ Watched by Patrick Willems 10 Sep 2018 3

For the majority of the 98 minutes I spent watching this I mostly thought about how much I wish I was watching CONTAGION instead,
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith 2005

★½ Rewatched by Patrick Willems 29 Aug 2018 60

Anakin Skywalker in this movie is a Neil Breen protagonist.
The Black Dahlia 2006

★½ Watched by Patrick Willems 27 Jun 2018 1

Great director, great source material, very very bad movie
Jurassic World 2015

★½ Rewatched by Patrick Willems 27 May 2018 5

Everything about this movie sucks other than Jake Johnson
Hollywood Homicide 2003

★½ Watched by Patrick Willems 05 May 2018 2

Maybe this movie should be more about Hollywood or homicides and less about Harrison Ford's side career as a real estate broker.
Blow Dry 2001

★½ Rewatched by Patrick Willems 21 Mar 2018 2

I can't believe I've now seen this shitty movie twice.
Showgirls 1995

★½ Watched by Patrick Willems 17 Mar 2018 4

It's not good but the "Versace" part is a nice bit of writing.