Patrick has written 45 reviews for films during 2022.

  • Black Adam

    Black Adam

    ★½

    The Rock is a monotone deutch with the power of slow motion and is somehow wearing tights that are too small. Superman is in the end credits. That’s the movie

  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    ★★½

    It was a pretty movie. It was a long movie. The only Marvel film I’ve fell asleep in. A nice cameo in it. Namor was ok if you are going in blind about the character but if you are familiar with the character. I personally wish they stuck with the source material. Overall. Should have recast T’Challa.
    Update:
    Second watch. Took off half a star. Could not get through this movie.

  • Smile

    Smile

    ★½

    This. Sharing an R rating with Terrifier 2. Not even close. It passed the time.

  • Barbarian

    Barbarian

    ★★★

    A lot of it doesn’t make sense but there are some solid scares. Makeup and gore were great. If there were more explanation I would understand why people are giving this such a high score

  • Werewolf by Night

    Werewolf by Night

    ★★★★½

    It was great but leaves you wanting more. Not in a good way. I wanted to know where the rest of this movie went. Checking… it’s not a series. What was this?!?! The score throughout the whole special was amazing. Then I check out the director’s resume. Makes sense

  • Hellraiser

    Hellraiser

    ★★★★½

    It’s better than the majority of Hellraiser movies. It makes me want to re-watch some of the older ones I haven’t watched in a while. Is that how the puzzle box works? Either way. I enjoyed it. 0% Suffering Wasted 👍🏻.

  • She-Hulk: Attorney at Law

    She-Hulk: Attorney at Law

    ★★

    Longest trailer for Daredevil everrrrr

  • The Munsters

    The Munsters

    ★½

    I am a semi Rob Zombie fan. All I can say is if it’s not broke. Don’t fix it. Sometimes you need to stay in your lane. This was hot garbage

  • Don't Worry Darling

    Don't Worry Darling

    1 star for menstrual cramps irl. Didn’t actually watch

  • Dahmer – Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story

    Dahmer – Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story

    ★★½

    So much filler. They eventually start talking about John Wayne Gacy. Last 2 episodes are about his neighbor. Obviously giving the actress more screen time. Still a creepy messed up story. Would have been 3 solid episodes and they turned it into 10. Only reason for a below average rating. Too much filler

  • Tiny Cinema

    Tiny Cinema

    ★★

    Don’t expect this to be a horror anthology. Some funny parts. Reminds me of Movie 43 but that was funnier

  • Who Invited Them

    Who Invited Them

    ★★★½

    It reminded me of so many horror movies at first. Then it has its own original thing about it. Great acting. It makes you think of those people at parties that are fake super nice yet you have no idea who they are. I’m probably kicking those people out immediately now. I liked it