Favorite films

  • Back to the Future
  • The Prestige
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
  • Little Shop of Horrors

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  • Red Riding Hood

    ★★½

  • The World's End

    ★★★★½

  • Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre

    ★★★

  • Hot Fuzz

    ★★★★½

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  • Red Riding Hood

    Red Riding Hood

    ★★½

    I would've forgiven this movie everything if they'd played Amy Winehouse's "Valerie" in the soundtrack.
    They didn't. But tbh the soundtrack's still a bop and this is the fun kind of trash you'll expect from the poster.

  • Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre

    Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre

    ★★★

    The most okay movie I've seen in theatres this year.*

    Not as creative or energetic as a lot of other Ritchie movies (at least not energetic in the typical Ritchie style). In fact, it's the definition of cookie-cutter. But it's still a fun watch if you're in for a not-too-memorable action romp.

    Sidenote: Does anybody know how and/or why Guy Ritchie has gotten so prolific this decade? He's been churning out a film a year it seems. I missed Cash Truck, is that a good one?

    *Currently, I've seen two movies in theatres this year.

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  • Hannibal Rising

    Hannibal Rising

    ★★½

    In the novel The Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal Lecter has a marvellous line which sadly didn't make it to the movie: "Nothing happened to me, Officer Starling. I happened. You can't reduce me to a set of influences."
    This is a better, scarier and more elegant explanation than any origin story could ever provide. The mere existence of the book and movie Hannibal Rising negates the entire purpose of that. However, let's try to break this down as unbiased…

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★★

    December 2015: The Force Awakens premiers. I walk out the theatre with my friends and most of us liked it. With Episode VII, J.J. Abrams made a love letter to the original trilogy that left us hyped about the return of Star Wars and curious about what will happen next. Most of us are also excited because the final year of high school is approaching – at least we have a group chat for going to the newest blockbuster movies.…