Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Legend of the Mountain 1979

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Oct 2023 3

  Wuxia of Eternity: King Hu

  LEGEND OF THE MOUNTAIN 山中傳奇

  Magpies sing once more

  Their melody fades away

  Yet again we live

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  Ocean Waves 1993

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 24 May 2023 1

  I CAN HEAR THE SEA

  still, most definitely, the sweetest piece of hidden treasure you can find in Studio Ghibli's catalogue. and as certainly as well, this is Ghibli's His Motorbike, Her Island – or really anything that Ōbayashi made in the 80s. ❤️

Popular reviews

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  A Whisker Away 2020

  ★½ Watched 23 Jun 2020 21

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  omg this weird girl 😸 likes a boy 😻 but he doesn't like her 😿 yet the girl doesn't give up 😼 she's actually really fucking aggressive 😹 and the boy seems super uncomfortable 😾 but when she's a cat they're both happy 😻 and the power of love dissolves all obstacles 😽 kawaii!!!! 😻

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  Funny Games 1997

  ½ Watched 20 Jun 2020 12

  Disclaimer: This review isn't my own work. I couldn't quite comprehend this weird movie, so I asked my dear fiend Michael Haneke to write the review for me.

  Ah yes, it is I, the master auteur Michael Haneke. Sigh, I'm so tired of these lowlife peasants who only enjoy most vulgar vices cinéma has to offer. Indeed, the audience consists of bunch of fucking idiots who could never understand the brilliance of my work, why would I even care? Those…