LEGEND OF THE MOUNTAIN 山中傳奇
Magpies sing once more
Their melody fades away
Yet again we live
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
omg this weird girl 😸 likes a boy 😻 but he doesn't like her 😿 yet the girl doesn't give up 😼 she's actually really fucking aggressive 😹 and the boy seems super uncomfortable 😾 but when she's a cat they're both happy 😻 and the power of love dissolves all obstacles 😽 kawaii!!!! 😻
Disclaimer: This review isn't my own work. I couldn't quite comprehend this weird movie, so I asked my dear fiend Michael Haneke to write the review for me.
Ah yes, it is I, the master auteur Michael Haneke. Sigh, I'm so tired of these lowlife peasants who only enjoy most vulgar vices cinéma has to offer. Indeed, the audience consists of bunch of fucking idiots who could never understand the brilliance of my work, why would I even care? Those…