It Chapter Two

It Chapter Two ★★★★★

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

*Stefan voice*

This movie has EVERYTHING.

*deep breath*

It has Jew humor, spider head, a puppy, writer’s self-hate, notes on the queer struggle, farts, masturbation noise, McAvoy’s lost American accent, a blood booth, Indian drugs, kitten throw pillows, a very aggressive perfume scene, that goddamn poem, fortune cookies, smooches, carnival street kids, granny’s saggy tits, Street Fighter, queer longing, vengeance, teeth, grey water, face stabbing, fat boy fear, gay boy fear, black boy fear, and a cameo that will make you remember why writers stay away from cameras.

*Puts on my Joe Bob Briggs voice*
Blood bath fu. Face stabbing fu. Arachnid clown fu. Demon Pomeranian fu. Two breasts. Five stars. Check it out.