• 1917

    1917

    ★★★★★

    Shoutout to my dad for letting me pause every 10 minutes to try and figure out how they shot this

  • Midnight Mass

    Midnight Mass

    ★★★★★

    I wish all religious trauma a very go away. Prince of Egypt round TWO BABY.

  • Cinderella

    Cinderella

    Look, I was expecting it to be bad. And yet somehow I was still disappointed. But I am VERY excited to go in TikTok and just watch people rip it to shreds :)))))

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    ★★★★★

    I can’t believe every movie that I watch from now on will only disappoint me 😞 

    CHOREOGRAPHY???? WHO DID THIS??? My one and only weakness is fights in scaffolding.

  • Possibly in Michigan

    Possibly in Michigan

    Did watch it, I just listened. But I literally sing this all the time … why is it so singsongy????

  • The Mummy

    The Mummy

    ★★★★

    I was too afraid to watch this movie up until now for two reasons 
    1: the universal ride terrified me as a kid and haunted my dreams
    2: the historical crafters community is obsessed and I was afraid my little heart could not take it. 

    I’m not saying bisexual panic… but like, bisexual panic 😮‍💨

  • The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

    The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

    ★★★★★

    This movie eases my soul and brings me so much joy

  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    I genuinely don’t know if the last 20 minutes is supposed to be comedic, but Brad Pitt had me in TEARS. 

    * this was written before the gore, the gore kinda ruined the momen- OH MY FUCKING GOD FLAME TORCH WHAT RHE FUCK

    … what a weird movie

  • Free Guy

    Free Guy

    ★★★★

    They really perfectly captured every bisexual woman’s taste: effortlessly hot badass woman who can kick their ass and Walmart white-bread man with morals. 

    Honestly tho it was so fun, I had a great time.

  • Black Widow

    Black Widow

    ★★★★

    I walked into the theatre not giving a shit about marvel, only here for the air conditioning and Florence Pugh….. but honestly I was really impressed. If this had come out in 2016 at the height of marvel, I would be in SUCH GOOD PHYSICAL SHAPE RN. TEACH ME TO FIGHT LETS GOOOOOOO

  • Howl's Moving Castle

    Howl's Moving Castle

    ★★★★★

    Mixing elements of both Industrial-Edwardian and late 1940’s …. 🥴 I feel if I had watched this earlier in life, it probably would’ve soften the blow of the Herondale vs. Carstairs dilemma

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    I knew what was happening….. until Dev popped the shrooms….. 🥴