Keith has written 17 reviews for films during 2017.

  • Night of the Demons 2

    Night of the Demons 2


    That dance to Morbid Angel is really something

  • The Guest

    The Guest


    Dan Steven's eyes have the hotline to my boner.

  • Fifty Shades Darker

    Fifty Shades Darker


    The sex scenes were almost sexy in this one, so that's an improvement.

  • It



    A little more Amblin than the my favorite novel really is, but lucky for them I LOVE Amblin.

  • World's Greatest Dad

    World's Greatest Dad


    This is forsure the movie I revisit the most frequently, and thats because its absolutely perfect.

  • The Wrestler

    The Wrestler


    Never fails to make me want to die. 

    11/10 Ram-Jams

  • The Dark Tower

    The Dark Tower


    This one hurts pretty bad.

  • The Void

    The Void


    A little goofy and a little clumsy at times, but hits all the other sweet spots for me (bonus points for even attempting cosmic horror, let alone doing it well). I'll take more.

  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant


    Some goofy moments, and 60% of the CGI was Alien-3-bad (hard to understand how they regressed this much after Prometheus?). All in all though, it was still super tight and a worthy addition to the franchise.

    A little bittersweet that the ending sets up the movie that I wished I was watching all along. But, hey, in the meantime I'll take it.

  • Detention



    One of the most obnoxious things I've ever watched. A few good MOMENTS save this from being completely unwatchable.

  • Captain Fantastic

    Captain Fantastic


    Wish it was 10 hours longer.

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring


    Still a perfect film