I’m a cowboy, looking for anything heavy

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  • Halloween
  • Aliens
  • Happiness
  • Sorcerer

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Recent reviews

  • Evil Bong

    Evil Bong


    The bong just wasn’t very evil imo 

    Sure, people die by goth-shark boobs (??? - this happens more than once), but once that’s over they seem to really enjoy chilling in Eebee’s strip club VIP lounge. Jack Deth even hangs out there, and Brandi C from Rock of Love works there as my favorite character: ‘Bong World Dancer’

    Don’t think I can stop myself from trudging through the next 10 installments, but we all make our own hells. 🤷‍♀️

  • House of the Dead

    House of the Dead


    Sorry to be the one to tell you this, but this movie is great 👌 

    I’ve spent 19 years avoiding a rewatch and although it is every bit the shitshow I remembered (and more), I cannot deny that something about this 4Loko-milkshake of a movie worked for me. Everything is so ill-conceived and wrong that it’s almost brilliant. 

    Now let Uwe Boll make an Area 51 movie, you fucking cowards!

Popular reviews

  • Prey



    Dan Trachtenberg has got the touch/vision for giving audiences what they want even if they don’t know any better. Stripped-down, lean, mean and absolutely bathed in blood, PREY is handily the best since the original and everything I’ve wanted from a Predator sequel my whole life. Not perfect and not groundbreaking, but an absolute blast start to finish. No coffee necessary this morning!

  • Hereditary



    A dread-soaked masterpiece of evil that is as heavy dramatically as it is utterly terrifying. This was my most anticipated film of the year and it did not disappoint one bit. Will probably see it 3-4 more times before it leaves theaters.

    6/5 stars