meg

my account is not a safe space for criticism. i am always right. and also sexy.

Favorite films

  • Paddington 2
  • Raw
  • The Shape of Water
  • Carol

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  • Carmen Jones

    ★★★

  • She's the Man

    ★★★½

  • Galaxy Quest

    ★★★★½

  • The Piss Witch

    ★½

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  • She's the Man

    She's the Man

    ★★★½

    we don't discriminate based 👉 on 👉 GENDA 👉

  • The Godfather: Part III

    The Godfather: Part III

    ★★★

    Everyone prepares you for Sofia Coppola's wooden plank acting but no one prepares you for the incest?

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  • The Blair Witch Project

    The Blair Witch Project

    ★★½

    it took me twenty additional minutes to finish this because about halfway through my television turned itself off and i just thought they'd put the camera in their pocket or something.

  • Love Actually

    Love Actually

    ★★★

    Me when Hugh Grant danced on the staircase for Natalie: maybe straight people do have rights.
    Me when Alan Rickman had the audacity to upset Emma Thompson: nevermind.