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  • tick, tick...BOOM!
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  • The Prince of Egypt


  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness


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  • Titane



    > 2021 Releases Ranked

    "We don't talk about my son. Ever."

    Looking for an incisive obliteration of gender, family, patriarchy, and humanity lost and regained? Look no further than Julia Ducournau's Titane.

    A gritty, unconventional, often funny, bare-all testament to the strange, the wicked, and the lost. This movie is not for the faint of heart, and I highly recommend going in as blindly as you possibly can as this film goes in very unexpected directions, and takes all the risks…

  • tick, tick...BOOM!

    tick, tick...BOOM!


    > 2021 Releases Ranked

    "What does it take to wake up a generation?"


    You can definitely tell Lin-Manuel Miranda has the utmost respect for Johnathan Larson and the biggest passion for musical theater that you can find. And he directs the shit out of this film. His understanding of the theater stage, and his foray into films recently with Vivo, Moana, and In The Heights, gives him amazing vision. And his translation of the very minimal stage play…

Recent reviews

  • The Prince of Egypt

    The Prince of Egypt



    "Thus sayeth the lord."

    Me and my homies fucks with The Plagues, yo.

    But seriously, this is not only Dreamworks best film ever, it is also the gold standard for how to tell biblical stories. It is so good that no one has attempted another one since.

    Growing up Catholic, I was very familiar with the Book of Exodus and the story of Moses. It was always my favorite of the biblical stories. It had everything: moral ambiguity, loyalty,…

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness


    > 2022 Releases Ranked
    > The MCU Ranked
    > Phase Four Only

    "I'm not a monster. I'm a mother."

    The biggest issue with Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness is that both Doctor Strange and the Multiverse are second fiddle to wrapping up the finishing touches on the story of Wandavision.

    In a sense, this is a classic staple of comic book lore where another character's story ties into a previous one. However, with as much anticipation and confusion there is surrounding…

Popular reviews

  • Dave Chappelle: The Closer

    Dave Chappelle: The Closer


    "Empathy is bisexual. It goes both ways."

    I want to start by saying that I get what the LGBTQ community is saying. That right now, there is still violence happening against trans people all around the world, and therefore, ANY negative connotation put out there towards or about them is tantamount to violence. It's a noble notion but it is insanely flawed.

    I also want to point out that while I thoroughly enjoyed this special, it's not my favorite of…

  • Soul



    > 2020 Releases Ranked

    "Music is all I think about. From the moment I wake up in the morning to the time I go to sleep at night. I was born to play."

    With this film, Pixar hasn't just made the best animated film of the year, or even their best Pixar film, they may have made one of the best movies of all time.

    Soul is absolutely phenomenal. It does everything right. It follows the usual Pixar formula (which works…