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  • Cheaper by the Dozen 2

    Cheaper by the Dozen 2


    Some thoughts as I laid comatose on my couch this evening:

    -Ok why are the Bakers late to Lorraine's graduation? Sure, they're a family of 12 but damn, you think they would have planned for this

    -I didn't remember Aaron from Mean Girls is in this

    -Nora is so self-centered, like she says that she's "not going to make this about" herself but then proceeds to tell everyone's she moving on stage at Lorraine's grad party?! Like goddamn

    -Those twins…

Recent reviews

  • Flora and Son

    Flora and Son


    not sure if john carney will ever make a movie that feels more like an apple commercial than this one (which you know, says a lot given his filmography), but he does a good job making even the most twee shit go down smooth. going to need a permanent ban of the "both sides now" cheat code from the sundance film festival though. hewson is great. stream the knick on hbo max.

  • Sandy Wexler

    Sandy Wexler


    "a star is born" movies ranked:
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    2. a star is born
    1. sandy wexler

Popular reviews

  • Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile

    Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile


    there were multiple moments where i thought lyle was about to be shot with a gun

  • Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

    Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

    absolutely deranged this directorial debut opens with a title card that says “supposedly a film by zach helm” and then he never made a movie ever again