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haha 5 star go brrrrrrrr.

half of these reviews are from when i was 14 AHSHSAHDJS ignore them please

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    im losing my fucking mind

    here are some quotes just to get a taste of this movie:


    these drills are offensive and driven by zombiephobia

    dont get any ideas buster

    if you ever touch my cousin again it wont be pretty

    humans are bad. but cheerleaders are monsters

    who am i fooling, bucky's never gonna let me on the team. he'll clip my wings! i'll never be able to fly.

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    brooklynn prince is going to save cinema you can quote me on this