Jordan

I will talk about every movie I watch from now on.

Favorite films

  • The Addams Family
  • Wild at Heart
  • A Knight's Tale
  • Vampire's Kiss

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  • Spencer

  • Paranormal Activity

    ★★★★

  • Old

    ★★★★

  • The Hidden

    ★★★

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  • Spencer

    Spencer

    Has anyone discussed how this movie is the shining + joker + succession, for girls?

    I feel like this movie did Di wrong but i love Kristen Stewart. Other than that, i dont fucken know man. I just like going to the theater.

  • Paranormal Activity

    Paranormal Activity

    ★★★★

    This is a cautionary tale illustrating why you should always be mean to your boyfriend, and never listen to him. If you have one.


    I love found footage movies. They are always good!

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  • Street Fighter

    Street Fighter

    ★★★★

    I have a theory about current movie viewing standards. Watching notoriously bad movies with contemporary eyes does not work, because all movies are trash now. I had never seen the Street Fighter film before last night, and it seemed like a completely normal movie to me. 

    Everyone rightfully talks about how cool it is that Raul Julia gave an inspired performance in this fucking dumb as shit movie, but I dont see as many people talk about how Ming-Na Wen…

  • The Hidden

    The Hidden

    ★★★

    Wow hell yes. HELL YES!! Kyle MacLachlan is genuinely a really bad actor, im sorry but he truly is just dogshit, and he is used perfectly here. I saw echoes from the past of what dougie jones, the most important twin peaks character of all time, would become. The opening scene especially kicks ass.