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  • What Happened Was...

    What Happened Was...

    ★★★★

    on the edge of a cliff ready to jump


    as it’s been said before, shocking this hasn’t had a wider audience. reminds me of so many other 90s romantic near-thrillers with heartstring levels of vulnerability and quirkiness  à la Hal Hartley

  • Venus in Furs

    Venus in Furs

    ★★★

    pd187 recommended for my first full moon watch and kind of disappointed in the lack of sleeze. can’t title your movie venus in furs if there’s only going to be one half-assed scene of sadomasochism. jazzy thriller was a new twist

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  • Pink Narcissus

    Pink Narcissus

    ★★★★½

    GUTTER GANG BACK: art house edition aka my turn to host. beautiful boys dancing and a mind blowing set that was somehow just in an apartment. felt otherworldly also reminded me of Rabbit’s Moon but in pink instead of blue. an impressive amount of buttholes.

  • San Andreas Quake

    San Andreas Quake

    THIS WOMAN REALLY SAID A BLACK STUDENT HAD A GUN ON A COLLEGE CAMPUS TO TRY AND GET PEOPLE OUT OF A BUILDING 

    laughed at this more than any movie i’ve seen in a while. Ron Jantz is my favorite news anchor name. ridiculous effects, awkward dialogue, A BABY HIPPO, explosions, event planners, disgraced geologists, romance, “a giraffe trampled our car”