Joey Patron

Favorite films

  • Midsommar
  • The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
  • Perfect Days
  • Dune

Recent activity

  • The Beekeeper


  • Perfect Days


  • Drive-Away Dolls


  • Dune: Part Two


Recent reviews

  • Perfect Days

    Perfect Days


    I've never felt so seen in my entire life.

  • Tenet



    Got to witness a verbal fight between two dudes and the one guy said "Meet me outside after the movie and ill inverse your nuts"

    Top tier insult during a top tier movie.

Popular reviews

  • Nope



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "You never go wrong with a fried fish sandwich."

    The most underrated scenes in this movie take place immediately after a literal apex predator on a cosmic scale traumatizes the main characters by digesting several people from jupiter's claim and killing them infront of the house just for sheer act of dominance over the main cast. 
    How do you even begin to process that you not only arent alone in the universe, but that it is filled monsters. 
    The constant…

  • Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones

    Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones


    If Episode II has a million fans, then I am one of them.
    If Episode II has one fan, then I am that one.
    If Episode II has no fans, that means I am dead.
    The world is against Episode II, I am against the world