• Spider-Man 3

    Spider-Man 3

    did not watch this again i just need to say that i do not understand mary jane haters. it must be hard to be so incredibly wrong! sorry that she wasnt immediately 100% head over heels devoted to peter! sorry that shes hot and gorgeous and pulls more than peter! sorry that she's preoccupied with her career as a theatre bitch! sorry that she kept her options open!!!! hate hate hateful people! raimi mary jane you will always be it-girl #1 in my heart <3.

  • Tootsie

    Tootsie

    ★★★½

    bill murray was stupidly hot in this. i would have liked more geena davis! love that girl

  • Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

    Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

    oh my god yes its just too good

  • Dinner

    Dinner

    ★★★★

    christian borle you will always be famous

  • Fantastic Four

    Fantastic Four

    haters gonna hate, but this movie's got everything!

    - villain moving out of the shadows of his big evil office in his big evil science company building within the first 10 seconds

    - the absolute ugliest special effects you've ever seen

    - evil bank people in comically oversized leather chairs

    - a healthy amount of misogyny

    - clothes-less chris evans

    - a dramatic moment being made out of the thing being unable to pick a ring up off of the…

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★½

    YEAHH!!!! yeah. yeah! this is the one

  • Venom

    Venom

    ★★★

    reid scott doctor bf, jenny slate scientist gf, riz ahmed evil genius side piece

  • Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown

    Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown

    ★★★★½

    absolutely obsessed with her vibe
    also obsessed with use of color and space in this! mwah

  • Eternals

    Eternals

    ★★

    its called eternals because its ETERNALLY shitty

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★★

    literally want to bash my head into a wall and scream this movie is so good

    oscar issac girls always win, stay winning, and will continue to win!

  • The Handmaiden

    The Handmaiden

    ★★★★½

    WHATTT!!!! EVERY TIME I THOUGHT I KNEW WHAT WAS HAPPENING!!!! THE GIRLS WERE ACTINGGGGG!!!!!!!! NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING!!!!! OFF THE WALL BONKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Spider-Man 3

    Spider-Man 3

    ★★★

    i cant decide which of the 6 different batshit insane storylines in this movie is my favorite and i don't want to. also mary jane haters can keep that to themselves! truly humiliating.