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  • Pig

    ★★★★★

  • Army of the Dead

    ★★★★

  • A Quiet Place Part II

    ★★★

  • A Quiet Place

    ★★★

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  • Pig

    Pig

    ★★★★★

    It starts out like Babe. A dash of Charlotte's Web. First Cow. Subtle hints of Okja. Nicholas Cage serving Hagrid realness. Big Lebowski. There's been a pignapping. Cage just wants his pig back. Hobo without a Shotgun. Wide angle nature shots of trees. Ferris Bueller road trip. Daddy issues. Fight Club. Cage is silent and angry. And you can see there's blood on his face. My God, there's blood everywhere! Portland, Oregon is known for its wild mushroom cuisine. When the tsunami comes...Fuck Seattle. A sip of Ratatouille. No pie. Unironically Cage's best performance. That'll do, Pig. Home again, Home again, Jiggity Jigg. That'll do.

  • A Quiet Place

    A Quiet Place

    ★★★

    It took me 20 minutes into the film to notice maybe there were supposed to be subtitles.

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